• Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The fact that Kamala was eating the red bag of Doritos changes everything. This isn’t just a casual Cool Ranch chomp; we’re dealing with the classic Nacho Cheese Dorito, which, as we all know, is packed with far more political symbolism than any chip in the aisle.

    First the obvious one. “Nacho Cheese” is a play on words, and “not your cheese” is a message to the ultra-wealthy: your cheese is not safe. This signals her stance on wealth redistribution, a coded threat that her next term will be about taking that metaphorical “cheese” from the 1% and spreading it around to the common snack lovers of America. It’s a direct appeal to the middle class and anyone with a taste for savory, democracy-spiced justice.

    Then there’s the red bag itself. Now, red might traditionally be seen as Trump’s territory (think MAGA hats), but Kamala’s choice to rock the red Doritos isn’t a surrender – it’s a Trojan snack. By holding a red bag in her hands, she’s infiltrating Trump’s visual branding and subtly signaling to his base that their allegiance is misplaced. It’s practically subliminal; she’s saying, if you like the red, come join us – we’ve got the better snacks. Nacho Cheese is a direct challenge: America, choose substance over slogans.

    When we think “Nacho Cheese,” we also think of that powerful yellow-orange dust, coating her fingers as she bites in. Remember, in political color psychology, orange represents vitality, power, and in some circles, a reversal of fortune. By claiming the orange powder for herself, Kamala is flipping the narrative and marking her territory. This isn’t just orange dust; it’s symbolic armor. Every chip consumed is a chomp out of the opposition’s symbolic aura, leaving her fingers stained with the crumbled remnants of the establishment.

    It’s no accident that she’s opting for the boldest flavor in the Dorito lineup. Nacho Cheese is known for its overpowering intensity – a metaphor for her approach to this campaign cycle. Kamala’s no longer trying to play “Cool Ranch,” blending in and playing nice. No, she’s on the offensive, unleashing a campaign that’s going to be bold, spicy, and, frankly, hard to ignore. Nacho Cheese says, I’m here, and I’m bringing the heat – whether America is ready for it or not.

    The crunch of a Nacho Cheese Dorito is loud, and that’s on purpose. It’s not a snack you can stealthily consume; everyone knows when you’re eating it. This crunch represents her loud-and-clear message: she’s breaking through the noise. In the political arena, where whispers and backroom deals reign, Kamala’s crunching her way to the forefront. Every time she bites down, it’s a sonic reminder to her opponents that she’s gearing up for something big. This isn’t just a chip – it’s a battle cry.

    The “Nacho Cheese” serves as a subtle linguistic taunt to Trump himself. She’s effectively saying, “Hey, this victory is nacho win yet.” She’s letting him know that he may be up in the polls, but she’s got something unexpected cooking. By consuming this flavor in particular, she’s signaling that her campaign’s real plan is still marinating, much like the multi-layered complexity of that cheesy nacho taste.

    Is it done, Kamala? No comrade Walz, it has only begun.