43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows
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Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.
  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    They escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis.

    Absolutely nothing good is happening at a place with a name like that.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The primates broke loose from a Alpha Genesis facility

      Right why the fuck would you name a research facility that? What do they research novel science-horror movie plots?