Yeah, the other schools are foreign, so, like all foreigners, they're themselves one note, i.e., the French are girly girls and the Slavs are badass but lowkey evil.
The only reason Hogwarts has different personality houses is because it had 4 different personality founders. (I'm sorry for knowing this. It lives in my head and I have to get it out.)
So, yeah this is some weird shit and splitting couples is a bad call for something like a wedding, but it's actually a good thing to mix your guests up so they talk to each other and have fun in most contexts.
I'm surprised half her wedding guests didn't bail on her as soon as they found out about this. I fucking would have.
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I wonder if the different houses got different meals.
Also "all children are slytherin" fucking lol
Kids do be low key psychos
The Harry Potter universe is about children all being different houses lmao
I mean little kids. Like under 10.
Yeah like legit you don't begin to learn morality until you're about 5 years old.
Sometimes people make it all the way to their late 90s without learning any either!
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They didn't have people take tests, they spent likely weeks debating over the houses of every guest.
(Which she won with facts and logic because she's Ravenclaw duh)
I've read 6 of the books and I have literally no idea what makes someone a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff.
If you try to explain it to me I'll report you.
I deserve to be reported for engaging in this.
At this point, ravenclaw is the new sapiosexual
After weeks of debating it never came up to maybe sort tables by how they knew each other?
I don't care if this is a bit or not, because we exist in a world where either scenario is equally likely. Schroedinger's Bit.
That would be a gryffindor thing to do, come on.
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The other magical schools don't share the same houses in the books right?
It's strange how people only ever treat the Hogwarts houses as the Harry Potter world religion.
Yeah, the other schools are foreign, so, like all foreigners, they're themselves one note, i.e., the French are girly girls and the Slavs are badass but lowkey evil.
The only reason Hogwarts has different personality houses is because it had 4 different personality founders. (I'm sorry for knowing this. It lives in my head and I have to get it out.)
So, yeah this is some weird shit and splitting couples is a bad call for something like a wedding, but it's actually a good thing to mix your guests up so they talk to each other and have fun in most contexts.