"No we're out right now."
"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"
"The online inventory is frequently off."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"No we're out right now."
"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"
"The online inventory is frequently off."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Every customer interaction with a store is the Money Python and the Holy Grail bit with the French soldiers insulting the English knights scene...
Edit: I should spell Monty correctly, but its too late now, I'm committed.
NGL, money pythons sound pretty scary.
Four Candles might be closer.