Edit: this situation has now been resolved, according to anonymous sources... only vigorous self-crit and two fights.

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    2 days ago

    Don't you love farce?
    My fault, I fear.
    I thought that you'd want what I want.
    Sorry, my dear.
    But where are the tanks?
    Quick, send in the tanks!
    Don't bother, they're here...