• GeorgeZBush [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Please let that be the official seal. Shitty AI-generated le heckin doge meme reddit libertarian shit headed by Apartheid Tony Stark, please God, make it all as cringe and soy and embarrassing as possible, just fuck it all

  • duderium [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    So I know we're pretty much all on the same page here and that it's very much an always-has-been kind of thing astronaut-1 , but news about Musk basically becoming Trump's eminence grise has me constantly wanting to fedpost / say things that will immediately get me arrested.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      There is nothing we could do to musk that would make him as miserable as allowing him to continue to follow his instincts.

      Hopefully he does to america what he did to Twitter.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    MFW I have to accept the fact the redditors won. We're unironically getting ancapistan because "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOGE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS GUYS!"

    Can't wait until the next WMD we make is called an "epic troll", and will be tested in minority populations and if anyone complains the whole government will say "U MAD BRO!?"

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        Don’t suppose we can rename Medicare DONG (Dental, Ocular. Neurological, General) and have “expand dong” be a political talking point?

        If we’re going to use dead memes, at least use a dead meme I still like.

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Rember when Elon fired like 2/3rds of the Twitter stage and then it's value dropped by 2/3rds

    Well now we're gonna do the exact same strategy but for a country.

    You think the chuds who are celbrating owning the libs realize the farthest left anti American accelerationists imagineable are jumping for joy and pumping their fist about the fact they're about to stop America from being a global superpower?

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Well, remember what happened last time...I suspect he's developed his next plan.

      • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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        2 days ago

        Free da homie. I need that unfiltered rage that only saiyans understand walter-breakdown

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    He can't shell out for a fucking graphic designer? The misshapen letters give away this is AI

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      It is a harbinger for what government workers are going to be replaced by.

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 days ago

        That's a good point actually. I just assumed this would just be a standard grift where he destroys government departments and pockets the money, but he might honestly think that his shitty chatbot can actually replace the US government.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      No kidding. He's one of the richest men on Earth. He could hire a top-rate graphic designer for the equivalent of pocket change.

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Elon is the most deeply unserious person in the history of deeply unserious people.

    • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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      2 days ago

      Okay so there's this tabletop RPG called 'shadowrun' its got all the typical cyberpunk shit, but also wizards and dragons and you can play an ex marine half-troll computer hacker with a robot arm and a teleport spell and a business suit that gives them a bonus to linkedin. Total kitchen sink shit, campy as hell but it works sometimes.

      And a campaign, one of the later notoriously tedious 'I need to hit up another game shop for more dice' editions of shadowrun.

      And there's this guy called Kurt Vonnegut who's been hit on the head really bad. Like, blood everywhere, he can't keep his balance, keeps throwing up.

      He's GMing that shadowrun campaign.

      This seems irrelevant, and like I'm going somewhere with this, but look outside; we're already here!

        • Beetle_O_Rourke [she/her, comrade/them]
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          2 days ago

          buy

          The quality took a nosedive at the tail end of 4th edition due to a wide reaching embezzlement fraud scheme by the license holders. Steal it with a clear conscience.

        • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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          2 days ago

          Actually, I'm starting a group of something at some point. You want in if I can find a couple good matches?

          More likely to be something rules light than shadowrun, but an enchanted business suit that gives your elf hacker a bonus to their posting skill is... I almost played exactly that character. I'm totally down to run that nonsense.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      It feels like a cruel cosmic punchline that my life is ruined just because some nepo baby wants to troll people for no reason.

  • boiledfrog [he/him, undecided]
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    2 days ago

    It is now a moral duty to bully Tesla owners whenever you seem them. It was like that before too but now you can give them a wedgie

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    2 days ago

    I don't know what y'all are going on about. This is gonna be a fantastic trainwreck to watch, and even be involved in. meow-popcorn

  • orcrist@lemm.ee
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    1 day ago

    If only we could have departments of private corporation efficiency. What would that look like? I think 90% of the executives and upper management, and around 70% of mid-level management would immediately be s*** canned because at best they read and compile TPS reports, and at worst they're trying to take as much money as possible by restructuring the company or committing outright wage theft.