• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    Who was the guy who somehow ended up fighting for every allied army? Like he was american or british, somehow ended up with partisans, and finally joined the red army and fought in the final push on Berlin?

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    8 hours ago

    Digby Tatham-Warter had a better method. He would go into battle with a bowler hat and an umbrella, reasoning that "Only a bloody fool of an Englishman would carry an umbrella into battle." They wouldn't think he was a spy, either, because a bowler hat and umbrella is simply too on-the-nose to be used as a cover.

  • buttwater [they/them]
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    7 hours ago

    pit Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! Betty Boop, what a dish.