Irvine PD spends $153K on a Cybertruck for DARE school visits. They got recalled.

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] · 8 hours ago

EstraDoll [she/her] · 7 hours ago

wow the police get $150k bazingamobiles while i'm stuck in perpetual wage work? i sure don't want to do drugs now

Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them] · 6 hours ago

Driving my expenSSive bazingamobile down to the local school to give a talk in an overcrowded portable about how drugs are bad.

bananon [he/him] · edit-2 7 hours ago

makes a car that doesn’t use gas

gas pedal doesn’t work

mfw

GoodGuyWithACat [he/him] · 6 hours ago

Gas pedal? More like ass pedal.

came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] · 7 hours ago

imagine living in Irvine and not doing drugs.

JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] · 8 hours ago

Cops should only be allowed to drive cybertrucks.

queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml · edit-2 7 hours ago

Someone suggest this to Musk so he can make it happen with his new government appointment!

Imnecomrade [none/use name] · edit-2 8 hours ago

That's one way cops get the

NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] · 8 hours ago

Cops shouldn't be allowed

JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] · 8 hours ago

Agreed, but if we make them all drive cybertrucks the problem will sort itself out.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 8 hours ago

Kids, I don't want to alarm anyone but the gas pedal is stuck.

PKMKII [none/use name] · 8 hours ago

Piggies gonna run over an entire kindergarten class with that thing

Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him] · 7 hours ago

I dare you to do drugs

SteamedHamberder [he/him] · 7 hours ago

Swirvine in Irvine

culpritus [any] · 8 hours ago

D.A.R.E. to die in a rolling dumpster lithium fire