He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?

    • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?