• Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 days ago

    Obviously this justifies ten hundred gobaillion nuclear ICBMs to Russia stat. Because you know Russians are bad enough, but a handful of DPRK soilders? Game over man! Game over!

    Washington War room is running low on daipers. Cabinet members passing out in their own PISS and SHIT during briefings of a few train cars in the general direction 4,000km away. Intel rooms at DIA running on critically low levels of Mountain Dew and our nacho cheese reserves.....good gawd - they had to break out the expired ghost pepper reserves scrapped from the bottom of defunct AMC theatres.