1. bean pod burger

  2. banana peel bacon

  3. just a mat of celery fiber

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    13 hours ago

    Honestly I made a similar joke recently, "Plant based burger implies the existence of meat cringe burger"

    • Owl [he/him]
      hexagon
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      13 hours ago

      I saw that one, thought "okay but meat being cringe is easy, I need to put too much effort into this," and spent the next couple months trying to come up with the worst plant-based meat ideas I could come up with (but honestly only celery fiber mat is a winner, that sounds real awful).