I agree that you're trying to make it the same joke and I, personally, am about to begin identifying as an Apache attack helicopter to rain down bullets and Hellfire missiles upon this line of thinking. Even if it is the One Joke™, it's a joke at our expense, we can whip out and embrace the One Joke™ as much as we fucking want. 😎

if science cant give me four thighs so i can squeeze an extra comrade whats the point