SpiderJerusalem42 [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agoThe Town That Went Feralexternal-linkmessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up170cross-posted to: chapotraphousepoliticsmainmain
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minus-squareRandomWords [he/him]hexbear12·4 years agoIf you find yourself being attacked by a brown or grizzly bear, YES, DO PLAY DEAD. Spread your arms and legs and cling to the ground with all your might, facing downward; after a few attempts to flip you over (no one said this would be easy), the bear will, most likely, leave. By contrast, if you find yourself being attacked by a black bear, NO, DO NOT PLAY DEAD. You must either flee or, if that’s not an option, fight it off, curved claws and 700 psi-jaws and all. link
minus-squarePezevenk [he/him]hexbear6·4 years agoBeing Russian also works: https://youtu.be/QkrzvRaJvew link
minus-squareGrandAyatollaLenin [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear2·4 years agoIf I put on my Ushanka Hat, carry a bottle of vodka, and sing the Soviet anthem do you think I'll be safe? link
If you find yourself being attacked by a brown or grizzly bear, YES, DO PLAY DEAD. Spread your arms and legs and cling to the ground with all your might, facing downward; after a few attempts to flip you over (no one said this would be easy), the bear will, most likely, leave. By contrast, if you find yourself being attacked by a black bear, NO, DO NOT PLAY DEAD. You must either flee or, if that’s not an option, fight it off, curved claws and 700 psi-jaws and all.
Being Russian also works: https://youtu.be/QkrzvRaJvew
If I put on my Ushanka Hat, carry a bottle of vodka, and sing the Soviet anthem do you think I'll be safe?
Yes.