It's both hilariously bad and depressing.
Let's see who we've got here so far:
Elon Musk - Literally the richest man on Earth helping run the Ameri$$$an government. Also, DOGE.
That one guy who became the defence secretary whose only qualification was being on Fox News.
RFK Jr. as health minister when he has wacky pseudoscientific views.
Pedo Gaetz.
DOCTOR. OZ.
And the funniest of them all, the elephant in the room, though he is only a potential candidate right now:
ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.
The AmeriKKKan empire is becoming a circus, a fitting end.
It really does feel like he just picked people he saw on TV
The only reason he hasn't tried to get Hannibal Lecter to be the head of the FDA is not because he's a fictional character, but because he thinks he's recently deceased.
Fox News could have done a prank and occasionally some random guy appeared who they called their "crime and medicine expert". Also "Hannibal Lecter" was on the chyron for an extraordinarily long time with each appearance. Trump would have at least nominated him to be Assistant Director of the FBI or something.
This is 100% it.
We know Trump is a cable news head. This seems likely.