Sir Keir Starmer's Stormzy tribute act. LYRICS: I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop For spy cops, I’ll be right ...
I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop
I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop
For spy cops, I’ll be right there at the lobby top
As far as I’m concerned they should be using bloody Novichock
Look
I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop
I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop
Should be 20 points ahead against this shoddy lot
Frankly though I’ll settle just for seeing all you stroppy trots
I didn’t mean a word, let’s be honest
Basically reneged on every promise
My target audience is Lord Adonis
Cash for access to boost profits
Been around the block, I’m not a novice
Inspected any number of your wallets
Now is not the time to just demolish
Let’s help the government and help Boris
Pass the bill, licensing to kill
Another Orgreave, making trouble at t’mill
Agents of the state can infiltrate you at will
So beware of secret agents saying “Netflix and chill?”
They’ll be coming through your door like Jack Torrance
Unconstrained by any kind of warrants
Historically no kind of tolerance
For justice for Hillsborough or even Stephen Lawrence
Target number one, social movements
Climate activists and trade unions
Anything remotely pro-humans
You’re officially classified as a nuisance
Sound the bugle on the hunt
Forensic drone strike if you spark up a blunt
Jess Phillips grinning like a cunt
Now it’s legal to stab Jeremy Corbyn in the front
I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop For spy cops, I’ll be right there at the lobby top As far as I’m concerned they should be using bloody Novichock Look I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop Should be 20 points ahead against this shoddy lot Frankly though I’ll settle just for seeing all you stroppy trots
I didn’t mean a word, let’s be honest Basically reneged on every promise My target audience is Lord Adonis Cash for access to boost profits Been around the block, I’m not a novice Inspected any number of your wallets Now is not the time to just demolish Let’s help the government and help Boris
Pass the bill, licensing to kill Another Orgreave, making trouble at t’mill Agents of the state can infiltrate you at will So beware of secret agents saying “Netflix and chill?”
They’ll be coming through your door like Jack Torrance Unconstrained by any kind of warrants Historically no kind of tolerance For justice for Hillsborough or even Stephen Lawrence
Target number one, social movements Climate activists and trade unions Anything remotely pro-humans You’re officially classified as a nuisance
Sound the bugle on the hunt Forensic drone strike if you spark up a blunt Jess Phillips grinning like a cunt Now it’s legal to stab Jeremy Corbyn in the front