Donald Trump is considering a right-wing media personality and people who have served on his US Secret Service detail to run the agency that has been plagued by its failure to preempt two alleged assassination attempts on Trump this summer, sources familiar with the president-elect’s thinking tell CNN.
The dude sounds like a yo-yo.
A guy in Trump World is actually named Matthew Calamari. And - I'm not making this up either - his son's name is Matthew Calamari Jr.
Reality is not only outpacing the Onion, but our very own c/fakenews!
He sounds like the fake name I'd make up after smoking an entire blunt to my face
blunt rotation, but we're just making up candidates and their backgrounds with each pass