Donald Trump is considering a right-wing media personality and people who have served on his US Secret Service detail to run the agency that has been plagued by its failure to preempt two alleged assassination attempts on Trump this summer, sources familiar with the president-elect’s thinking tell CNN.
There's NO WAY that's a real person's name. That's just too on-the-nose.
I want the lathe to have Trump to say "This is my new body man - Tommy Lasagna. Great name - right?..."