• CloutAtlas [he/him]
      ·
      19 hours ago

      Mashed the skip cutscene button too many times and Adam Sandler'd her way from sitting next to each other enjoying some room temperature beer under a portrait of the late Queen all the way to finishing up having a shag in the backseat of a car with the windows all fogged up like the Titanic sex scene.

      Except the car is this:

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    • regul [any]
      ·
      21 hours ago

      I've seen a documentary about this. She probably slipped.

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      21 hours ago

      She probably thought he was older than 19, I'm assuming that's the "accident" here, that he was a teenager and not much older than her children.

      • LaughingLion [any, any]
        ·
        10 hours ago

        no shade but did she not talk to him for like more than 5 minutes? thats usually the dead giveaway. not hating on the younger crew around here but as someone who is ancient its obvious to us