I'll start.

  • Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny. dean-smile

  • I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste. doggirl-thumbsup

  • Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating. berdly-smug

  • Owl [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    Never skip anus day.

    (And that's why I drink coffee)