Thesis War on Canada proposed by comrade @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 
Anti-Thesis War on Mexico proposed by comrade @Crucible@hexbear.net :mystery-emote:
Synthesis War on NAFTA1 by 
I'm going to put the :lathe-of-heaven: down before I think of something even dumber. 
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Yes I know it's now the USMCA now, but that's such a boring name that nobody's heard about.
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yo lathe, i've got a good one
how about one of his groyper sons convinces him to revive the fictitious Finno-Korean Hyperwar and he uses powers granted by the SK constitution to take military command in Seoul and fire nukes at Finland?
That's great except Finland doesn't exist. It's a fiction used to disguise the vast inland sea used jointly by Japan and Russia for commercial fishing.
