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Doing this right at the beginning of the week is def a choice guess the WH really wanted this story in the top of the news all day
I forgive him for this if he commutes the sentences of the 20 people on federal death row. (he won't though)
Tbh many people on this site did lathe this into existence. We win yet again
Was that during the period when the praetorian guard murdered an emperor and auctioned off the position to the highest bidder? Because I think that's already on its way regardless.
Pre-edit: I was thinking of the year of five emperors
We haven't even had our "Caesar" yet though to destroy the flailing republic. Trump is too disliked by normies (so far) to be Caesar. Institutionalists hate him, but he needs to pull in the "everyday angry guy" support, then he can do the cliche thing right wingers and libs both all say constantly ("cross the Rubicon"). (Also, I don't believe Trump will ever be this type of figure)
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Didius_Julianus
I do wish this fate for Elon though. Scummy opportunist buys the position of emperor... gets killed while pleading for his life about two months later. 👩🍳💋
I was thinking of the year of five emperors
- Biden is 46th president, but resigns on January 20th.
- This is just in time for Kamala to take the oath and be president for 5 minutes.
- Trump takes office as regularly scheduled but a new wave of actually takes him out this time.
- Vance, while extremely unlikable, pushes through Elon as his VP (SCOTUS reinterprets the meaning of "natural born" in a landmark 6-3 ruling), but it doesn't save him from assassination as QAnon blames him for Trump's death.
- Elon becomes the 50th president (although he decides to rename the position to Bazinga King) sometime in 2025...
Gonna be brutal when it turns out Joe remembered the dates wrong.