Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

  • mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]
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    14 days ago

    i think hes choking on bong hits and cranking his entire hog and watching the news with all the other epic assassins. and cleaning his pistol for the first time in ten years

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

      Show

      • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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        14 days ago

        VOLCEL POLICE, PLEASE SAVE THE COOL GUN PERSON FROM HONEYPOTS

        volcel-kamala

        Just realized do we know the gender? Ofc they could be any kind of sexuality and this e girl might appeal to them, but still, regardless, horrible opsec if you do that.

        • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
          hexagon
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          14 days ago

          Just realized do we know the gender?

          Fair point, edited

          But hey I'm sure there's hot e guys and NBs horny for them too.

          • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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            14 days ago

            Oh yeah and it wasn't at all in a "misgendering" way, just don't want erasure if somehow the shooter was a trans supersoldier or something. Like who knows, right? They were masked etc. Obviously the odds are it's a dude (also if the shooter were trans it would be super bad for our trans comrades so I'm hoping it's just a dude too)

            • mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]
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              13 days ago

              there was a trans school shooter and it didn't really change the conversation, bigots are gonna hate no matter what, i don't think it matters. they're still going on about bathroom predators despite it being a complete non issue, i don't think they care what's actually happening in the world.

            • propter_hog [any, any]
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              13 days ago

              And also white and also an American citizen by birth and also a republican

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          14 days ago

          Show

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        This is clearly a honeypot trying to get other people to commit these “crimes”