Not long after graduating high school I was at a party when I found myself part of a conversation where a group of people were glamorizing their choice of marketing school, so in my extreme state of inebriation, I did my best Bill Hicks and shouted By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising, kill yourself. As they all scoffed and glared while walking away, I continued with enjoy being a whore at the capitalist gang bang. One of the chics strutted back to argue that she's not a whore, so I continued tearing her down and she turned red.
Not long after graduating high school I was at a party when I found myself part of a conversation where a group of people were glamorizing their choice of marketing school, so in my extreme state of inebriation, I did my best Bill Hicks and shouted By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising, kill yourself. As they all scoffed and glared while walking away, I continued with enjoy being a whore at the capitalist gang bang. One of the chics strutted back to argue that she's not a whore, so I continued tearing her down and she turned red.
This is why I don't have any friends.
Bill was a brilliant man and the world is a poorer place without him.
Truly timeless. I wish we could have the parallel existence where he's still shitting on everything that needs a shitting.
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