My butthole keeps getting super itchy, but when I scratch it, there's nothing there. I'd expect to at least find a little bit of poo that I didn't get well enough with the bidet and tp. All y'all using government lasers to make my butthole secretly itchy? If so, what is the purpose of this attack?
My butthole keeps getting super itchy, but when I scratch it, there's nothing there. I'd expect to at least find a little bit of poo that I didn't get well enough with the bidet and tp. All y'all using government lasers to make my butthole secretly itchy? If so, what is the purpose of this attack?
I cannot confirm or deny whether or not the mods have access to, or would utilize, a shidding ur doodoo ass gun.
Feds gave me hemorrhoids