• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    11 days ago

    To a sea shanty rhythm

    Just sit right back
    And you'll hear a tale
    A tale of a fateful cap
    That started a December fourth
    Big Pharma guy got got
    Assassin mighty handsome man
    He had a trusty bike
    CEO went away that day
    For a final dirt nap, a final dirt nap


    The fifth line is still wonky and leaky but I spent enough time writing that.

    • plinky [he/him]
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      11 days ago

      december fourth it happened

      big pharma guy got clapped

      assassin mighty handsome man

      escaped on trusty bike, hey