you know im starting to wonder if i can even tell white men apart at this point

Lmfao

he does have the eyebrows

Brezhnev's long-lost grandson.

Strap Ben to a nuke and fire it at London.

I just want the anglosphere to collapse into intra-factionary war.

Don't make Ben look cool, even as a joke. He does not deserve it.

Let's say, hypothetically, that my entire persona was an act

Looks like they both have eyes!

Ben shaperooo doesn't smile, and if it were possible it'll be off pitting, the assassin on the other hand is a stunner 😍