• lil_tank [any, he/him]
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    10 days ago

    measurehead THE ITALIAN IS KNOWN TO BE VERY HAIRY. THEIR BODY CAN PRODUCE A DISGUSTING UNIBROW IN LESS THAN FOUR DAYS. FOR THIS REASON, ITALIAN MEN HAVE TO ENGAGE IN HAIR REMOVAL PRACTICES, MAKING THEM 10% MORE HOMOSEXUAL