• Gorb [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    I once had a dream i was peeing into toilet and i woke up peeing but not into a toilet

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        lol yeah mine too. or puts them in weird places like in the middle of public rooms, stairwells, or very weird liminal bathrooms or even shudder carpeted bedrooms

        ugh the bedroom ones are often clogged with clothes

    • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      That happened to me as a kid and I think my sleep brain learned from the trauma. Now I'll pee in my dreams and wake up having to pee, but my pants are dry.

    • blight [he/him]
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      implying you aren’t already traveling there for every single defecation and urination need LIB

  • T34_69 [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Get up and go pee there is no other way, accept the inevitable and do the needful.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    This is so relatable. If I do get to sleep then I have crazy pee induced dreams.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    a guy I used to know/work with, when he went to sleep really drunk, would get up in the middle of the night and pee all over his clean clothes. apparently the drunk logic was that he could wash the clothes, but walking to the toilet was a bridge too far.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      Probably should have chosen the dirty clothes pile at the very least >.>

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    After a night drinking:

    Need to poop to go to sleep

    Getting out of bed will make me throw up