InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 days agoKen Klippenstein: "New Crisis Hotline for CEOs? NY state mulls threat hotline just for CEOs after murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO."external-linkmessage-square24 fedilinkarrow-up1113file-textcross-posted to: newsus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1113external-linkKen Klippenstein: "New Crisis Hotline for CEOs? NY state mulls threat hotline just for CEOs after murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO."InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 days agomessage-square24 Commentsfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: newsus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareBoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]hexbear49·2 days agoImagining a lower-tier executive feeling threatened and calling this hotline only to be told they don't qualify for its services. link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear36·2 days ago"Help! Active shooter! I'm the VP of sales for—..." "VP level executives do not qualify. I'm sorry. Dial 911." "Fucking help me!" "I'm sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file." link
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]hexbear29·2 days ago“Sir, please call back when your company has annual revenues over $5 million.” link
minus-squaremiz [any, any]hexbear21·2 days agoeven if you're a CEO, what's the annual revenue of your company? how many employees does your company have to have? link
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]hexbear10·edit-21 day agoLol yeah, I can work by myself and call myself ceo. Most of LinkedIn does already. link
Imagining a lower-tier executive feeling threatened and calling this hotline only to be told they don't qualify for its services.
"Help! Active shooter! I'm the VP of sales for—..."
"VP level executives do not qualify. I'm sorry. Dial 911."
"Fucking help me!"
"I'm sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file."
“Sir, please call back when your company has annual revenues over $5 million.”
even if you're a CEO, what's the annual revenue of your company? how many employees does your company have to have?
Lol yeah, I can work by myself and call myself ceo. Most of LinkedIn does already.