cosecantphi [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 month agoBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholmessage-squaremessage-square32 fedilinkarrow-up158
arrow-up158message-squareBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholcosecantphi [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 month agomessage-square32 Commentsfedilink
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]hexbear30·1 month agoi laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god's bidet. link
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear12·1 month agoTactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt link
i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god's bidet.
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Tactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
this is what the seashells are for