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Even Dracula, who is twelve million years old, understands the power of beanis
Sack so fat they thought it was full of potatoes
Hit it 18 times and she bru'd on my maire until I Louied on her Napoleons
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This shit ain't nothing to me man
The only time I ever stood 10 toes on anything was on the opps throat.
I was one of nine babies abandoned in the bando.
My earliest memory is gettin’ breastfed by the pitbull.
We smokin' on that Sumerian Quasimodo Obsequious Demon Whisperer Runtz
Boy tried to press me over galactic acquisitions; so I choked him out with a pair of Givenchy gloves. The last thing he saw was the price tag on them.
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