These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 days ago

    i actually really like these, let me recline that baby and sleep halfway sprawled across the center divider ITS MY RIGHT