These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    1 day ago

    Modular furniture is the way. Doesn't work as well with recliners but those are overrated anyway.