Hello Dear Liberals,

On 10//20 I was drinking on my balcony after posting to this forum to help out some chud about their future career prospects. I called some friends, I drank a bunch of cheap beers. I was having a good night.

I have been in a constant state of anxiety for around two weeks.

An actual CHUD started yelling at POC for "infesting the neighborhood" and inviting them to come fuck around on the street below my luxury apartment. I called him out. He called back. I called him out again. He uhh.. called back. I went down and knocked on his door and when he opened it I socked him square in the face. He found out.

He called the police and while they arrived I called him a "Fat bald piece of shit that couldn't fuck or fight if his 401k was on the line" from the safety of my luxury apartment.

The cops tried to get me down from my balcony by baiting me with the siren call of "Come down and talk to me like a man" and "you are being detained". It was the best detainment ever because i had some really strong beers from a local brewery that was acquired by a national distributor that year.

I continued to taunt the police from my upper class gentrified balcony and refused to give any of my identifying information. I smoked some weed and the cops wouldn't leave so I checked the hallway and saw a clear path to take off to my parent's million dollar house. (I was convinced they would try to come in so I left the apartment to observe them They need access to enter like vampires.)

They left in about a half hour.

I went to my parent's the next day and was pressured into voting for Joe Biden.

TLDR: I fought the law and the law said COME ON MAN.

This is complete satire. I'll fucking stab you in the fucking face if you suggest otherwise <3