• iByteABit [comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    Step 7 (Optional):

    If the person seems uninterested in what you have to say or is unwilling to open up to you, you can try waterboarding. Find a flat surface and lay the person down, and grab a towel and a bucket filled with water. Place the towel on their face and start emptying the bucket on their face.

    Step 8:

    If all previous steps have failed, then the person is not worth the effort. You can skip to Step 9 (Killing them)