It's Yuri btw, if you really wanted to know.

And no THIS IS NOT READING THEORY.

Edit: If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.

Edit 2: no seriously I'm actually suffering psychological pain just learning of its existence.

Edit 3: whywhywhywhywhy WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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    23 hours ago

    Very apropos. Add a dash of esoteric ocultic references And a dose of DMT and it'll be perfect!

    Though I don't know what elements of the Ars Esoterica would even be remotely suitable for this dung heap

    • AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]
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      22 hours ago

      Or instead of occult stuff, references to Mesopotamian culture would also do the trick.

      What do you mean with "Ars Esoterica"?

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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        22 hours ago

        I think the Akkadian Mesopotamian culture, with probably some random references to the Caanite-Phoenicians used to insult gamers, would be perfect indeed!

        Also ars esoterica means esoteric arts in Latin, its basically me being a fancy bitch dabbling with some of the mystic verbiage shit to sound mystical.