now with the power of Food Science and Innovation, you can have the ecstatic joy of fair food 24 hours a day, 365 days a year in under 2 minutes at a fraction of the price.
experience the rapture, the glory and the shame without ever being 10' from your toilet.
Want to eat the kind of shit you'd see at a county fair, but instead of being made fresh with a deep fryer it's from a microwave?
now with the power of Food Science and Innovation, you can have the ecstatic joy of fair food 24 hours a day, 365 days a year in under 2 minutes at a fraction of the price.
experience the rapture, the glory and the shame without ever being 10' from your toilet.
Solution: buy a deep fryer. Also works as a retirement plan in lieu of a 401k