• Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Do yourself a favor, buy yourself a $40 bidet attachment from amazon or where ever else.

    Shit is life changing. Spray, wipe once or twice and you're done.

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Why would I do this when my house has a perfectly fine garden hose already attached

      Friggin petty bourgeois first world imperialist social democratic consumerists smh

    • Sandinband
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      4 years ago

      Dumb question but if you have a really soft shit that isn't actually diarrhea so it stays there will a bidet just spread it around further

    • discontinuuity [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The $40 ones are non-heated, right? How bad is it to blast cold water on your asshole in the winter? I guess I could hook it up to a hot water line but then I'd have to drill a hole in my cabinet and run the water for a minute until it's warm

      • Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Mine is non heated, for a few bucks more you can get one with a hot water line hookup, but it's more of a pain in the ass to hook up.

        It's not that cold. In the winter its fine, in the summer... it's cooling and nice honestly.