this comment is why gender surgeries are in the public interest :horror:
Do yourself a favor, buy yourself a $40 bidet attachment from amazon or where ever else.
Shit is life changing. Spray, wipe once or twice and you're done.
Why would I do this when my house has a perfectly fine garden hose already attached
Friggin petty bourgeois first world imperialist social democratic consumerists smh
Dumb question but if you have a really soft shit that isn't actually diarrhea so it stays there will a bidet just spread it around further
Nah this thing is a fucking pressure washer. At least with my water pressure.
The $40 ones are non-heated, right? How bad is it to blast cold water on your asshole in the winter? I guess I could hook it up to a hot water line but then I'd have to drill a hole in my cabinet and run the water for a minute until it's warm
Mine is non heated, for a few bucks more you can get one with a hot water line hookup, but it's more of a pain in the ass to hook up.
It's not that cold. In the winter its fine, in the summer... it's cooling and nice honestly.
I know this is a bit but you absolutely should clean your ass no matter where you shit. The right kind of leaves do an alright job. Unless you always do the top notch shit where there’s nothing to clean in which case I envy you.
The strength of solidarity is always having a comrade to lick it clean for you
"Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose."
my mother always told me that it was ducklings not a goose's neck, so i imagined one by one throwing them away once used, which is a completely different type of humor.
