https://twitter.com/BangBangClick/status/1319305553454288896
Edit: Oh wait, this gets even better. This dumbass was the creative director for Assassin's Creed 3 (you know, the shitty one that tanked the series for a while), and once said that "women are too hard to animate" as a justification for only having male protagonists: https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1319363853021569025
"They should be buying a license like any real business."
Love buying a license to listen to my music for a set period of time, or buying a license to rent my own home computer. Actually owning things is for fake businesses apparently.
Waking up 07:00 on a Sunday morning in a cold sweat with the sudden realization we've always lived in the cyberpunk dystopia; then remembering how the dumb fucking rubes at Whole Foods haven't delivered my fucking groceries yet.
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Not gonna lie, "User-Friendly Libertarian's Utopia" has always been one of my favorite bits. I wish I still had some of my best ones from the old sub.
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