From the Mundane Luxury page.
Imagine believing soldiers would steal washing machines of all things lmao. Like just picture some guy lugging one around along with 30+ kg of gear or trying to stuff it into the crew compartment of a BTR-80 along with himself and his squadmates.
Please explain the logistics of a soldier in the field lugging around a 60+kg washing machine everywhere. Or getting it into an APC or IFV, which are not known for their roomy interiors. Seriously, where is there space for a washing machine plus a full crew complement in here? Why would a soldier choose it over jewelry, electronics, or anything else that has a much higher value for its weight and can comfortably fit in their pockets?