Literally cannot bare it anymore.

When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    Baby wipes?

    (Do not flush. But to soothe the area I mean lol)

        • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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          10 days ago

          If it doesn't break down into nothing if you drop one into a clean toilet and leave it there for a while, then it's not flushable regardless of what the wrapper says.

          • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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            10 days ago

            I always knew those "flushable" wipes were hell on waste treatment plants, but it became more obvious at the start of the pandemic with pipes clogging and bursting.