I am secretly a billionaire. I have been going to work everyday for decades to various jobs, gritting my teeth silently as I am directed to perform meaningless and demeaning tasks to improve the lives of fools, living in dumps, driving shit boxes, wearing ill-fitting, uncomfortable and cheap clothes, and maintaining a completely theatrical set of books, budgets, tax documents, etc

it is the longest possible con that has ever been constructed, my life's masterpiece.

the payoff will change the world forever as I ascend to become the world's first quadrillionaire and afford me the ability to purchase... The Moon.