I honestly don't even think this is satire sadly. At least think up a better conspiracy if you're going all in on the Aliens.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1hpeq2o/this_is_it_serious/

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    At least Jimmy Carter knew this message wouldn't be found for millions, maybe even hundreds of millions of years, if at all. flies right over the head of the modern alien watcher reader.