I was riding my bike home just now when a group of kids lobbed a big chunk of snow at me when I passed them on the street before running away and cackling.
Not to sound like but when I was a kid me and my friends wouldn't have dared to mess with random adults like that
I'm blaming those damn tiktoks
I threw dozens of the little round smokebomb fireworks into the beds of passing pickup trucks and then hid in the bushes with my other feckless little shithead friends, thirty years ago