You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 days ago

    The only unrealistic part is the Hitler quote. No way a Hollywood screenwriter would ever actually look up a quote to use. He'd just say "survival of the fittest" or some bullshit.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      6 days ago

      It has to be directly antisemitic so the audience can understand that the Jewish character is a fake Jew who got killed for trusting the conniving Muslims

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        6 days ago

        That's true. Though I still doubt it would be an actual Hitler quote, just some generic bullshit about Jews being an "inferior race" or something.