You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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    6 days ago

    The LIBest student (played by conventionally attractive woman) leaves the group before they meet up with the terrorists after she goes

    "I... I thought we were fighting for something, but this is just going way to far!!" points at someone wearing a keffiyeh

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      6 days ago

      lib girl talks to her best friend from the start of the movie who now wears a keffiyeh

      Girl 1: What happened to you Meg? I don't even recognize you anymore!

      Girl 2: At first, I just wanted Palestinians to be free but... now I know that Allah needs me to kill the infidels.

      Girl 1: (in tears) What are you saying? What did they do to you?

      Girl 2: I'm sorry, Becky. It's either us or them. But, umm... (she looks over her shoulder before leaning in and whispering) make sure you get out of DC before Friday 9 am, okay? You're still my friend.

      (Girl 1 recoils in horror)

  • refolde [she/her, any]
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    6 days ago

    Something along these lines is 200% going to happen and I hate it. There are many other reasons, but this is one reason that DC def deserves to be nuked.

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    6 days ago

    Ironically there was a similar scene in a call of duty game; you (temporarily) play as American soldiers offering help to the rebels in Afghanistan against the soviets only for them to turn around and shoot you and say something along the lines of that they'll kill every infidel and lots more nonsense propaganda intended to frighten people into manufactured consent.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      6 days ago

      It’s already a few hundred movies but this time it’s evil Muslim international students at Columbia University with a suitcase nuke whose plans get stopped by heroic white frat boys from ole miss

        • VILenin [he/him]
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          6 days ago

          Kind of but really it’ll just be an incoherent hodgepodge of scenes where every Zionist fantasy and delusion is validated to such an extreme extent that the characters basically turn to the camera and tell them their beliefs are correct

          • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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            6 days ago

            the real move would be for the nuke to be hidden into a new "woke" statue being used to replace a torn down statue of a patriotic slaver, suggesting that this never would have happened if we continued to venerate our mass murdering and torturing forefathers and that there is a direct link between rascist statue removal and nuclear arms proliferating terror cells.

  • blakeus12 [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    i saw a action thriller about a terrorist attack that came out recently, i was thinking it'd be like that. i was pleasantly wurprised to find out that defense contractors were responsible

  • prole [any, any]
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    6 days ago

    As long as Kevin Sorbo is in it, I'll watch it

  • JustSo [she/her, any]
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    6 days ago

    Pfft I'm waiting to catch the docu-drama that comes out when nuclear winter blows over.

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    6 days ago

    it'll be a sequal to the red dawn movies and named something like "red dawn: new enemies"

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    Basically stealing from your prediction, but someone is just going to rip off the Turner Diaries and change out most of the names.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 days ago

    The only unrealistic part is the Hitler quote. No way a Hollywood screenwriter would ever actually look up a quote to use. He'd just say "survival of the fittest" or some bullshit.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      It has to be directly antisemitic so the audience can understand that the Jewish character is a fake Jew who got killed for trusting the conniving Muslims

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        5 days ago

        That's true. Though I still doubt it would be an actual Hitler quote, just some generic bullshit about Jews being an "inferior race" or something.