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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 2 days ago

I've finished with my Bert bath, can someone hand me my Bert_Towel?

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I've finished with my Bert bath, can someone hand me my Bert_Towel?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 2 days ago
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  • miz [any, any]
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    2 days ago

    and you could have it all
    my empire of Bert

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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 days ago

    I'm not drying you stop asking

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      wow rude

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    • Infamousblt [any]
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      2 days ago

      Honestly using you as a towel would be a terrible idea, you'd just get all dirty again. Water plus dirt makes mud so you'd probably be even less clean than when you started the bath. Just shameful behavior tbh

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  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]M
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    2 days ago

    hentai-free

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  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    2 days ago

    I tied it around the Bert feeder for the next time I went Bert watching.

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  • batsforpeace [any, any]
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    2 days ago

    Bubble Bath Bert reporting in for 2025

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  • largerfather [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    i don’t see a towel. there’s a wash_cloth. does that work?

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