Nah because you can say “let’s go Brandon” in church and God won’t know the difference because he’s stupid
Preaching that god is all-knowing and then trying to lie to him in the dumbest ways possible is an ancient Christian tradition.
Joe could go out like a real chad if his last words as president are: "It's Joever"
The chud persecution complex is a weird combination of paranoia and martyrdom.
Its also Epiphany, my mom would celebrate on the 7th so she would get rosca de reyes on sale and I didn't know better until I reflected as an adult.
My dad: You and your best friend Obama.
Me: For the hundredth time, I hate Obama. I probably hate Obama more than you.
My dad: Yeah, you love Obama.
Turn it around on him, mention the deporter-in-chief's record deportations, that even Trump didn't beat. All the African and middle-eastern countries the patron saint of drones bombed. All the poor folk the banks gave predatory loans to that he taught personal responsibility to by letting the banks take their homes. Making a speech blaming poor outcomes in black communities on fathers not being in the picture is every racist conservative's wet dream. It's much harder for your dad to admit he didn't like Obama's policies.
Damn, your dad liked a communist Muslim trans man's policy? Sounds pretty based.
In the current environment Ded Moroz is going to get tracked on NORAD but only because they're trying to shoot him down, and then claim that his
balloonsleigh was full of surveillance equipment
Epiphany is the day that some believe that Jesus was circumcised.
Honestly this is very unimportant. It has no lasting impact, and will be forgotten by most later
