Haven't you ever think, hmm isn't it a little weird seeing a guy named "Mr. Beast" going around healing the blind, giving money away to poor people? Not to mention his public aspirations to become the president. Everybody is saying he speaks in demonic tongues when not in public. He whispers to himself "lord Satan, i serve you, i am at your command" under his breath, many say. According to my sources, he has a secret channel on YouTube which is only visible when you type in "666 HAIL SATAN" into the search bar. There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies while speaking in demonic tongues, eyes rolled back into his head.

This guy is the fucking antichrist, there is no denying it. I will not be silenced by the Beast.

  • Thallo [she/her]
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    6 hours ago

    There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies

    Mr. Beast practices Gonzalo thought?

  • Cimbazarov [none/use name]
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    6 hours ago

    The Antichrist is supposed to cure the blind?

    So does that mean the Mahdi and Jesus are also alive and will kill him?

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    6 hours ago

    You need to brush up on your lore! He's clearly the second beast that arises from the abyss, the one that performs great signs and causes all the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the Antichrist. He's the False Prophet. Why else have a YouTube channel?

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    8 hours ago

    No no Mr Beast is the Beast. V*ush is the Antichrist who leads the faithful astray. None of you have read theory.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    If the world ends because of some guy named "Jimmy" the world deserves to end.

    Was the band Jimmy Eat World prophetically named? Were we warned?

    • Spike [none/use name]
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      9 hours ago

      If only his first name actually was Mark, conspiracy theorists would go wild and non zero chance he'd be shot

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    10 hours ago

    I don't even believe in the concept of the antichrist but I think it's undeniable that Mr Beast is the antichrist.

  • 9to5 [comrade/them]
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    11 hours ago

    I HOPE he is the Antichrist. Would be fitting for the Antichrist to become the President of the US

  • TheDrink [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    I Mr Beast was doing a video called "Giving $1000 to everyone who gets a Beast Tattoo" would you go get that bag? The tattoo wouldn't have to be in a prominent place on your body, just somewhere.

    • fox [comrade/them]
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      8 hours ago

      Some dude got free Pepsi for a lifetime by tattooing the logo on himself unprompted iirc. A thou for a tattoo isn't gonna cut the mustard